drive by hello

when someone says 'Hello, how are you?' and walks away before you even answer or does it while walking past you, not even stopping

sneak up -> 'hey, how are you?' -> walk away

meh, drive-by hello, drive-by hi, drive by hello

hahahahahahahaha :P

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hello sex

when you open the door to welcome someone into your home, while simultaneously opening up your vagina/penis to welcome their penis/vagina.

Courtney: "Hello Brian, welcome to my place of living"
Brian: "Hello Courtney, you have a splendid home"
Courtney's Penis: "Brian's Shlong, please open up for me and prepare to accept my plump eggplant in u"
Brians PenisVagina: "How kind of u to hello sex me"

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Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Meow Meow Duck Duck Dog Dog Cat Cat Goose Goose Dolphin Dolphin Grass Grass ftw

Friend:Yo what your hugging bro?

Furry Weebo Friend:Iam hugging my favorite Toy.

Friend:But out of all The characters you go and went with A hello Kitty oh man you should really grow a pair for your parents sake don't ruin their face mahnnnnn.....

Furry Weebo Friend:Why do you have to judge me I love To Meow Meow and abuse animals to ease my dolphin tiny dick and hand animations.

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Hello World

A common program written to demostrate the syntax of a programming language.

// Hello World In Java!
class HelloWorld()
{
public static void main(String args)
{
System.out.println("Hello world");
}
}

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Hello, it's me

A lyric from Hello by Adele usually used as a joke after some greets you.

Hi Alex

"Hello, it's me'

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hello to you

A greeting taken from the (now cult) Tango adverts on British Television, where the announcer greets a porcupine with the words "Hello to you". Use this phrase to greet absolutely everyone, and piss them off at the same time.

"Hello to you"
"Hello to you, sir"

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hello whore

someone who is willing to take a hello from anyone..no matter what.

" hi max"
"hello"

oh my god..max is such a hello whore.

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