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n. A home-made device, usually crafted out of fabric softener sheets, a spent toilet paper roll and a rubber band. The hippy tube will greatly reduce the average pot-smokers risk of being caught by any type of authority figure. If 8 out of 9 pot-smokers use the Hippy Tube during 90% of all cannibus consumption, scent of burnt reefer will be reduced by up to 3x, where x is number of weeds smoked. Also more commonly referred to as a "hippy stick" in the South.
"Donnie, will you please include the hippy tube when you pass me that blunt? Mom's in the kitchen and she already thinks your stoned off of numerous drugs."
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When garbage collection days allow for residents to throw away large items one week a year. This week is declared Hippie Christmas because of all of the hippies that recycle the garbage for their own use.
We put all of our old windows to the curb and this guy in a pickup truck came by and took all of them. He said he was going to turn them into a green house!
Merry Hippie Christmas!
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also "hippies with teeth".
Like their namesakes, they may share many ideals: nuclear disarmament, equality, civil rights, peace, etc. However, they are very modern- adapted in environs rife with suffering and greed. Possible adaptations: job, education, self-defense, wilderness skills, first-aid...
Eschew dependencies, attempting to learn from elder's mistakes while remaining loyal to ideals.
Streetsmart but open, they tend toward the same compassion and openmindedness of their elders. While culturing a healthy sense of paranoia, they refuse to fear possibilities.
Value traits such as mobility, diplomacy, strong morals, and strength.
Speech: intelligent and peppered with both multisyllabic words (like "multisyllabic") as well as common street-kid slang ("shwag, kickdown, feddy, gnarls", etc).
This term defines those who, while trying to get by, possess an active mind/body, persistent conscience and all-inclusive worldview.
May take in strays, seeing it not as a chore but as an opportunity to improve the quality of life for others, as well as good karma.
Vast variety: some may be vegans, but most will eat meat, wear leather, and use less than 100% recycled products (due to their small budget and priorities).
They may not have the support, community, or popular culture of their elders as in the 60's, however this has only made them more independent, adaptable and resilient.
"Hey, you look like a hippie!"
"Nah, man... Hippie 3.0."
"It takes a lot of effort to care." --J.D.
It takes time and effort to build a barn, but any jackass can kick one down." --Sam Rayburn
"All we ever have is now" --The Flaming Lips
"Believe it if you need it, if you don't just pass it on"-- The Grateful Dead
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Those flakey suburban kids who pretend to be hippies and demonstrate their love of nature by driving obnoxious SUVs all over it. Easily identified in oversized gas-guzzlers plastered with Dave Matthews and Patagonia stickers, hummer hippies are drawn toward large outdoor music festivals where they injest large quantities of illicit substances and leave behind huge deposits of litter and debris. Longitudinal studies have demonstrated that these hypocritical enemies of nature are actually the larvae of careless corporate stooges, and upon reaching maturity and dropping their stupid nicknames they will assume their predestined roles (lucrative careers) with the same abject lack of concern for the welfare of the planet as demonstrated by their republican-voting parents.
"Hey, check out that tank full of hummer hippies! Wonder if that belongs to daddy or if the owner tapped into his trust fund."
"Wow, think of all the hungry people that hummer hippie could have fed if he had chosen a more sensible form of transport."
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super-sketchy lot-kids who are dirty as hell and will try to bum your cigarettes and drugs because they don't have any money since they spent it on supplies to make shitty lighter cases (which they sell for $10). they have no intention other than getting fucked up on everyone else's drugs, but somehow still manage to get into the show/festival...
and just when you think you've lost them, they show up outside your hotel room, begging you to let them in because they know you're smoking mad weed.
"dude, did you hear that?"
*peers through peep-hole of the hotel room door*
"holy shit! zombie hippies! be quiet and turn off the lights!"
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A gothic hippie would be someone who like to wear black, the whole black eye makeup, dark hair, black clothes etc, and who listens to alternative music. As well as this though, the hippy part would be that they have a big side of them in touch with nature, eg they may be against animal cruelty, vegetarians, supportive of recycling, dislike the destruction of the forests, and so on.
This is the best explantion for a gothic hippie I can offer, since I would consider myself one lol
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