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Worst version of hockey, it’s hockey but for pussies who can’t handle the speed and physicality of ice hockey, shouldn’t even be called hockey.
Guy #1“Hey did you know Daniel plays hockey”
Guy #2 “he must be pretty tough then”
Guy #1 “he plays field hockey....”
Guy #2 “what a fucking pussy”
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When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.
Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.
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A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.
Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.
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When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.
My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)
The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.
Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.
A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.
All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.
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one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.
you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough
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