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The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.
Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
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The physical act between two people expressing their animal voracity and lust, usually consisting of but not limited to: mudplay, garbage tossing (including salad), pillow fights in cholo shorts and ambivalent endings (i.e. shoulder shrugging).
Man... Kim and I got so filthy that it wasn't just fucking, it was straight up dumpster hugging.
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When a girl shorten then a guy stands on a curb then falls or jumps into the guys arms and he holds her or squeezes her tightly.
"go on the curb!!" "why?!" "we need to curb hug because your to short to hug off the curb, its hurts to bend over that far"
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When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!
A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!
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A hug between two people that is full of warmth, friendship and affection.
There should be no distance between both people, this is unlike the "man pat" where distance should be maximised as affection, and respect are not part of the relationship. It could even be possible, with the "man pat", that both parties to the hug are politicians or arch enemies.
A marshmallow hug should see both people lingering for a squeeze, a giggle and a cheek smooch.
Marshmallow huggers are generally warm people, and dislike those who "man pat".
Flower to bumble bee - "Hello suuugarrrr, so long since I've seen you. Miss you terribly"
*Flower and bumble bee throw their arms around each other, squeeze, face smooch and giggle with glee due to the happiness created by marshmallow hugs*
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(noun) Usually a really strong/hard hug with lots of love in it, but not in a sexual way. Usually occurs between the best of friends or two people who wish they were more than friends.
He gave me such a good love hug, my boobs hurt and my feet were lifted off the ground!!
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Relates an unwanted hug from somebody annoying and obnoxious. They'll raise their arms and hold you and you won't return the hug, from a distance it seems as if they are hug raping you.
Boy 1: Dude, did you guys see what Wesley did to me today?
Boy 2: What? I saw him jump on you..
Boy 1: HE FUCKING HUG RAPED ME!!
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