If someone makes fun of you for pushing mongo on a skateboard you hump there mom
Yo I mongo humped that posers mom
I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.
V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together
My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night
1. The act of groping, humping, dirty-talking, and grinding one's significant other in a state of sleep arousal / highly sexual dreams.
My significant other told me I was somnambul-humping them this morning, it must be why I was having dirty dreams all morning.
to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.
He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.
A sexual move in which the woman (or man) will tie a bungee cord to themselves and jump down and will reach the point of contact and the male will insert the penis.
Steve: You want to bungee-hump
Jenna: hell no you'll break your dick
When a man loves another man so much, he lets him insert a hardboiled egg into his anus, and tap it until he clucks.
Tim told Richard that he wants to chicken hump on their wedding night.