IPod Nano

A cool device, but has a crappy battery, and they are unnecessarly thin.

Randy: "WAT TEH BALLS?! My Ipod Nano`s battery is out?! You gotta be peein on my weener, i only listened too it for about an hour! Now how am i supposed too pass time?! BullSHIT!"

*Randy spent the rest of the day tossing paper airplanes into a bin*

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beauty is in the ipod of the beholder

The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.

Her mp3 playlist is so whack. But I guess beauty is in the ipod of the beholder!

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fuck you ipod

phrase used by those who wish to condemn the feelings of anger and frustration brought on by their ipod and ipod software

"This software is so frustrating and I dont know what the hell Quicktime is. Fuck you Ipod"

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Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

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iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

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Skeletons in your iPod

Songs or Videos in your iPod collection that you would be totally embarrassed about if your friends found out about them.

Heath: Hey, Lunchbox, you left your iPod here at work all unlocked and unattended.

Lunchbox: Uhhhh...Thanks, Brother H.

Heath: No problem, Box. Considering some of the crap that you like, I bet you have some serious skeletons in your iPod you wouldn't want anyone to find!

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big red ipod

a large red butt plug

made famous by jeffrey star.

brandon:"ray do you have a big red ipod?"
ray: "no. but i have a little one."

lmao he had no idea what we were talking about.

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