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A quick trip to the grocery or convenient store for any manner of junk food, such as ingredients needed for dip for a football game.
Guy 1: We don't have enough cheese to make dip!
Guy 2: Time for a beer and ice cream run.
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Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top
I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.
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A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks
Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream
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Toba is literally THE ice cream man
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the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop
Eli and Jessica loved their chocolate chip ice cream
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when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it
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this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*
sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!
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