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an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.
shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.
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When a situation arises that the resulting payoff is not worth the time , effort, or money to justify staying involved, ending in abandonment.
1. Tim and Marsha owed more on their mortgage than their house was worth. It ended up being a walk away.
2. "Julie is such a complaining bitch. I think I'm headed for a walk away."
3. "Forget it, man. You'll never see that money again. Walk away."
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People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!
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To pull your ballsack out of your fly and then zip to a suitable point as to which the sack becomes taut; the balls assuming the shape of the two sides of the brain whilst veins serve to add to the realism of the shape.
The ultimate purpose of such a maneuver being to offend when engaging in light conversation with others, subsequently enjoying the outrage when they discover the brain, whilst throughout experiencing the gentle caress of a light breeze on the sack.
Essentially a ball walk but requiring more art to pull off effectively and comfortably yet yielding a much more comical and appropriate name.
Jonny enjoyed walking the brain on a spring day, he was surprised just how long it took some people to notice his nuts were out during his strolls.
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When a skeezy politician who makes an idiotic statement that reflects his real opinion has it pointed out how stupid, racist, homophobic, etc. his comment was, uses a form of time travel to "walk it back" & say something less idiotic to replace his original statement.
“No, it wasn’t a mistake. I said exactly what I said. Explain to me what I said wrong,” Bush said.
“You said, ‘Stuff happens,’” Lizza responded.
Trying to walk it back, Bush replied “things happen all the time. Things, is that better?” Bush replied.
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When someone jacks off or gets jacked off
I gotta go home so jessica can walk the dog
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a dance or step that a blood performs after the murder of a rival gang
member or is performed to insult the
rival gang
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