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1. When someone needs to rest before they actually are supposed to be resting.
2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.
3. When your name is Eric (Blank)
Mr. Murray neva has to NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric, do to his ability to channel energy from the sun or the moon.
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I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.
I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.
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scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.
If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.
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Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.
1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?
Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob
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This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.
Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"
Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""
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That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.
Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?
When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.
Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g