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The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.
For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math
Methamphetamine or Meth. Used by Florida Man to maintain his rigorous schedule of robbing fast-food restaurants and committing insurance fraud.
Orlando police pulled over a van with 601 pounds of Florida Man Fuel hidden in the back
When two cousins come extremely close to having intercourse.
Does putting the tip in count as crossing The Florida Georgia Line?
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Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
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Gay folks born and raised in Florida.
Cute guys from miami.
Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.
I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.
Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.
Hey, wanna smoke meth?
Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.
Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch.
I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers
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