French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

French frey

This girl stinks of poo poo and makes giz boob get sad sad, she is very funny and beautiful! Her name originates from the french fries McDonald’s sell

Come here french frey

French mamas

In any story that involves three female characters which are considered to equally be mothers to one or a number of characters, where the trio of mothers each associated with the colors;

Blue representing the mother with wisdom like that of a perfect noble,
White representing the mother with support and forgiveness like that of the religious/God/Clergy, and
Red representing the mother most willing to help before anyone else, mostly through action showing the fierceness of her love towards the trio of children like that of a raging fire or blood.

In unison the trio strives for the goodwill of their children; similar to how the french nation was said to be established for the goodwill of the french people (French Revolution of 1789).

Roxy, Sylphiette, and Eris are such perfect french mamas with their personalities alongside each one's hair color being blue, white and red respectively that it's not uncanny at all that their story is the reason this article even exists.

Jenny French

One salon manicured pinkie fingernail (most often the user's preferred hand) maintained by the individual exclusively for purposes of cocaine use.

Ex 1. "I don't get a full set girl, just a 'Jenny French' on my right hand."
Ex 2. All of her nails were broken off except that Jenny French.

French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.

The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.

french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.

I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.

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French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

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