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A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them
“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”
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When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.
A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
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its amazing. gosh.
hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. hubs rides this mofo. he rides it like a cowboy would....
in the desert.
get me a tealgreen cream cheese hot tub of seduction-poopy pop. make it made of wonder and magic and ye shall recieve ten gold pieces filled with chocolate vadge
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When you had a long day of doing stuff with the boys and you end the day off with a hot tub
Person 1: Yo man it’s been a long day
Person 2: nothing better than a hot tub after a long day
Person 1: you can say that again
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cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward
Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"
we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD
Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing