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A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
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A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:
INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times
And its only $12.95 if its used
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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A term often used in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 when your about to do a Venom thing idfk
Whos Chaos: I'm gonna give MJ the 18 Inches of Venom because idfk
you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry
girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha
In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
is more than enough and has a great personality
Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party