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Humans who have spent thousands of years training their skill issue
Skill Issue Squad of UC
When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15
Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man
Like daddy issues, but instead coming from being abandoned by a Danny or not having enough Danny in your life.
Boyfriend: Whats wrong dear?
Girl: Nothing really... I just miss Danny so much. He came home for a few days and we had an amazing time, but now hes gone again and I dont know when ill next see him.
Boyfriend: Ugh youve got some serious Danny issues, i dont wanna hear any more about it.
Like Daddy issues, but instead stems from being abandoned by or not getting enough love from a Danny.
girl: "... it was amazing. I'm glad he visited, even if it was for just two weeks. Hope he comes back soon..."
boyfriend: "Babe, you've got some major Danny issues."
Incredible mobile pizza company based in London, selling the sexiest & tastiest pizzas around.
"bro have you tried Crust Issues yet?"
"F*ck yes, honestly will never have 'za from anywhere else again!"
When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia
That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.