pa-su-e-doe

Mispronounciation of the word "pseudo". Most commonly heard in science classes.

"Hey have you studied about Pseudostratified epithelium?"
"A what? I dont think so"
"It is going to be on the est today! Are you serious?"
"Yeah what does it mean? Tell me KMK"
"meaning said here"
"OH!! you mean pa-su-e-doe stratified!"
"..."

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does it jiggle when it farts

when the ass is so fat it jiggles when farting

"damn that ass fat does it jiggle when it farts"

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Every Good Boy Does Fine

Used by many to remember what the notes in the five main lines of the Treble Clef in Music, representing E, G, B, D, and F from bottom to top.

Every Good Boy Does Fine, as long as he remembers to pay his taxes.

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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

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Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

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Joe Mama Do be Fat Doe

Meaner version of "Joe mama" Heres an example

Joe: Hello Bud

Bud: help but Joe mama do be fat doe.

Joe: HEE-

Does this make me look fat?

Girl asking her boyfriend/husband if he likes her looks. No right answer can possibly come of this. Usually followed by screaming or noise as hand/fist/foot connects with husband/boyfriend's body part.

Does this dress make me look fat, dear?
I don't think it's the dress, honey.
*SLAP*

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