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Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time
Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”
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A male with a last name of an asian. mintz aka gayer the gayest gay and small microscopic dick boy.
That nasa telescope cant see jacob mintz's dick
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He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."
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1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.
2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.
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From Abbotsford BC, Canadian Idol Top 3 finalist! Most coolest, awesome-ist, singer/songwriter/performer ever!
A Quadruple Threat! see, hedley.
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"holy shit karl jacobs is the hottest man to exist"
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When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.
Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!