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A slow acting disease in which a person wheres jeans with running shoes. Most victims , if not all, do not realize the awkwardness and idiocy that they display to the public, but it is contagious even interspecies. The awkwardness that is shown is so intense that it soon starts to break down the body tissue and is only a matter of time until one's entire body deteriorates, thus death. Soon even animals will succumb to this terrible look and it will eventually kill off all forms of life.
guy 1: oh my god look how awkward that kid looks wearing those jeans with runners
guy 2: wow i know, i feel bad for him
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To keep it simple, skinny jeans are women's jeans with slight alterations and targeted to the male audience.
As you know, most male fashion designers are homosexual. So many of them may where womens's clothing, of which include women's tight jeans. So one of them probably wore women's jeans and thought that would be a great product to sell to the average mindless person who follows any fad. So now you see guys roaming the streets walking in women's clothing and who thinks it looks good on them. If only they knew.
Idiot: I want skinny jeans for my birthday.
Smart Person: Just borrow your sister's pants, you'll look just as gay.
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a two-night stand; that guy/girl who just never made it to bed with you more than twice. In reference to Wyclef's legendary add lib in the Fugees' classic recording of "Killing Me Softly" ie "One time... Two times!"
1 - What ever happened to that guy you were seeing? Greg something?
2 - Oh him? He was a Wyclef Jean.
Both - (speak sing) "One time... Two times!"
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Unnecessarily tight pants, generally worn by trendy douchebags.
"Oh God, I love a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
"He looks like a fucking idiot."
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The man with the SHOVEL PENIS.
HOLY SHIT JEAN CARLOS HAS A SHOVEL PENIS.
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Smartest thing invented. Makes teenage girls think they make them look cool because they probably saw some "hip" celebrity wearing them on MTV.
14 year old girl: OMG! Like, check out my brand new ripped jeans that I bought at abercrombie yesterday. They were on sale for, like, $110!
Me: *trips girl, causing her to scrape her knee*. I'm sorry, that was an accident. Why were you wearing ripped jeans?
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An incompetent leader who follows a self serving agenda. Someone who the rest of the world looks down on.
My boss is such a Jean Chretien.
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