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Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
A self absorbed douchenozzle who generally places the welfare and needs of his penis ahead of anything else in life.
That guy is such a Johnny Wheeler
Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.
Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.
where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it
hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?
British slang for the trouser coin pocket
I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans
A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.
"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."