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Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.

Jonathan India sucks so bad

by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023


Jonathan chatin

So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.

God that homeless person is such a Jonathan chatin.

by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019


jonathan the zombie

a kid that like turtles so much he based his entire fortune on it

ehhh he likes turtles so much jonathan the zombie

by tutyilion February 13, 2017


Jonathan mancha

a stupid dumbass and sometimes a buttfuck. thinks hes better than every won and SHORT! you should trust me and if your freands with this person you will be losing brain cells.

karen"have you met Jonathan" becky "ya hes a spik 409 you know " Jonathan mancha is a person. that should not be liked and should be rejected at all costs

by kingmasonk January 31, 2020


Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.

That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.

by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021


jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god

1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight

by Biggerdickthananyoneelse March 24, 2018


jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 8, 2022