j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

J-Creezy

Jesus Christ. The Messiah of the Catholic faith.

J-Creezy showed up at that ill party and made it iller by turning the water into wine.

J Swizznasty

When you ejaculate on titties (big or small)

I want to J Swizznasty this girl named Vange

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.

'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'

J-Hope

The sunshine of BTS. He is also the best dancer.

"J-HOPE!"

~Min Yoongi