J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"

j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass

Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.

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J-Creezy

Jesus Christ. The Messiah of the Catholic faith.

J-Creezy showed up at that ill party and made it iller by turning the water into wine.

PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

J-Walking

Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.

'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'

'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'

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J-Hope

The sunshine of BTS. He is also the best dancer.

"J-HOPE!"

~Min Yoongi

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