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at badass group of cousins that when all together drink to much, smoke to much and act like a hooligans terrorizing family elders and young in's with in the family, Martial Law is issued in what ever city that they all congregate in.
Hey Tyler do you have all the supplies for the kelly Mafia?
Tyler: almost.... all i need to do is get the get the keg and the Bacardi Lemon for Justin's loaded Coronas, oh and new hair clippers for the annual hair cutting clinic.
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Definition- Down for whatever
Following the Hit song by Kelly Rowland.
The phrase is a substitute for ‘Down for whatever’.
‘Are you up for a few drinks tonight?’
‘I’m Kelly Rowland!’
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An ignorant Caucasian/white woman who fails to understand the implications of racism
Megyn Kelly: But what is racist? Because truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Like, back when I was a kid, that was okay, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.
Reasonable human being: Excuse me, ma'am, do you not know history? And what the fuck is whiteface?
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Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)
Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
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A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.
Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
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The funniest person anyone will ever meet. She's tall, cute and usualy has a hot best friend named Jessy.
Kirby- "You know who I love?"
Lizzy- "Who, Jessy?"
Kirby- "No, Kelly Ann. But she's just as hot"
;D
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The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.
When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!
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