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Ken

A person you don’t have a problem with or cool with

I would date you but you fuck with the ken

by Letmeadornu October 9, 2021


Ken

Mad horny

Girl: I'd love some hard cocks while im tied up rn
Boy: smh, you're being such a ken rn

by kgman24 June 8, 2020


Ken

A person who takes cat nip to get high whilst sitting on the toilet

oh dam, have you seen ken lately he likes that cat nip too much

by CocoTheTHickest January 25, 2022


Ken

Ken is a Scottish word that means know, IKR or same

Sarah: I hate her shoes
Me: Ken 😷😖

by Nutella loves me November 21, 2016


ken

ken is the badboy charvas word for house
you little doylum
this is west yorkshire

so a dont know who your giving that talk to

chipping ken for a zuggie

by gypsy charva boy October 17, 2019


Ken

A male who has a smaller than normal bulge, to the point that he looks smooth in his crotch while wearing tight shorts/pants- like a Ken doll

Greg fell asleep on John’s couch. His pants road up and showed no bulge proving he is a Ken. The next day at the birthday party everyone referred to him as “Ken”

by Daddy96er August 14, 2021


Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)

"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"

by DICKHEAD JOELE August 30, 2023