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Put on noticeable weight. Get fat. (Hit the 'pound' key.}
"Wow look at Lynn. She's a walrus!"
"Yes, after she had her kids she really hit the # key."
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When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.
Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?
Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.
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People referencing something they find funny without understanding what the joke is, or where it comes from; like babies laughing at jingling car keys (Examples: Doge, Pepe, Big Bang Theory Show, "fist me daddy"; memes and references with no real meaning
I've been a Jingle Key numerous times, I used to say "pwn" all the time back when I played Runescape.
"You guys are a bunch of Jingle Keys! You have no idea where I got these dope ass memes from!"
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The number found on the cover of a CD case. Used to idenitfy the user.
I need a CD key
Not today dude
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(v) to tweak or fiend, but in a context where the boundaries between objects are obscured, ambiguous, and where fusing with objects becomes inevidable.
(v) to peer into other meanings
i stepped into the checkered black and white room - the dude was z-keying so hard just going out of control... i shut the door just as i saw his face fuse briefly into the chrome sphere
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When you shove cheese into a girl's mouth and a key in her ear and hump her in the other ear while her hands are on her mouth and ear.
Yo I just gave Alexa a keys and cheese, she's now deaf in one ear!
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