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An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.
Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”
Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”
An act which takes place in a cemetery in front of a gravestone. The horny man digs a small hole in the ground in front of the gravestone then places a fleshlight in it. He then proceeds to fuck the fleshlight really hard while making eye contact with the gravestone of a loved one. A true definition of pure love.
My weekend was great thanks! I went and visited my beloved wife Ruth at the cemetery and had a good ole' grave knobbing!
Hey have you heard about Caroline lately?
No, what about her?
She's a knob junky nowadays.
Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.
*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”
Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.
Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.
A foreskin
The head was covered, but you could see it peeking out; he’s got a knob hijab.