One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
A person male or female, with zero common sense!!
Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!
God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!
When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.
It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?
Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps
A moth
Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house