a period of absence from work granted to a parent (regardless of gender/sex/identity) before and after the birth of their child.
Siya just went on their ternity leave
to go to the bathroom to take a shit
I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!
A phrase used when someone says something hella annoying and u want them to fuck off
Todd: hey man, did u watch river dale last night?? I don’t ship Betty and Archie even a little.
Jeremy: bro leave town barchie for life
Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.
CNN evening news:
As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.
Leaving the place or location/
Leave this bitch right now.
So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?
Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."
No. Fuck your kids.
Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."