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T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.
Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(
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A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.
"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."
"Shut up, lion."
or
"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"
"Shut up, lion."
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Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.
Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."
Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!
Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."
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God himself
Remember to pray to Raa Raa the Noisy Lion everyday
It is when you have sex with a chick while pretending to be mufasa and as soon as you’re about to nut you roar
Her: do you have any kinks
Him: yes I like lion king doggy style
Her: oh yes I like it
A hairy little man who chases a woman down like an antelope then swipes his fist like a claw directly into the forehead of the female knocking her unconscious. He then proceeds to hump her face violently like a raw piece of meat while viciously roaring at the top of his lungs. This continues until he jizzes all over her making her have a "mane" of jizz. After that he runs away on all fours
The Little Lion Man ran around all day owning peoples mothers.
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