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Locking loins.......................Tarzan could tell you about this one; or just ask Jane. Tarzan wore a loin cloth, his main apparell, to cover up his loins. Therefore in order to lock loins, you must have another pair of loins. This is where Jane comes in. Get it? For you chimps out there, it's the same thing as procreating, or having sex.
When my chick and me get back to my pad we're going to get naked and lock loins.
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Getting hit often enough that the hit stun doesn't allow you to move while you are stuck in a combo.
"Avoid his attacks! Don't just sit there!"
"I can't! I'm combo-locked!"
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A system used to keep someone out of the room you're in. Commonly used by Crusty Teenagers when doing something embarrassing!
"A LOCKED DOOR? IMPOSSIBLE! Wait no what am I saying, it's totally impossible! "
-Melvin, YGOTAS
"This Door Lock is preventing me from getting in this Crusty Teenager's room!"
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When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
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Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.
Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.
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When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
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The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.
Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.
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