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When you just cant remember something that you know you knew hours or days ago.
what the hell was i supposed to remember to do today? what was his/her name , i spent all night that that person too.. damn brain lock
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The excuse a person will use to justify cutting their full-time job down to part-time in order to receive unearned tax payer money to help pay for their personal shit they could of paid for before cutting their hours.
Idiot:Obama said people with Job Lock will now be free from work to produce their dreams!!
Guy: Yeah but if you had the money to pursue your dreams you wouldn't be working full time.
Idiot: No. Obama says you can now cut back to part-time and receive money from the government to supplement your person shit!
Guy: That's fuckin stupid. You didn't earn that money and I got to pay for that!!?
Idiot: Don't you care about me and my dreams??
Guy: My dreams don't include paying for yours asshole.
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lithium, the lock god. no one can compare to him.
yo why did i get logged out my acc
shi u mean locked?
yh
thats js lithium bro hes the lock god
damn
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When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.
Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.
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Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.
Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.
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When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face
One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies
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The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.
Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.
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