An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.
Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.
When you are physically affection starved and lonely, but dont crave pragmatic sexual relief through sex toys because you have enough sex toys.
L: goooood i'm bored and lonely uuuuhgh
D: you know there's this great website that has a huge selection of dildos
L: No I dont need that. i'm not DILDO LONELY
The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.
a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.
It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the
Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
edgy lone fans in a community on twitter.com who like artists like destroy lonely, izaya tiji, chief keef
bro I said yeats new album was good and now lone comm is private quoting me
some of the weirdest people on twitter who listen to destroy lonely, izaya tiji and chief keef also known as Zay Comm/ Scary comm
bro i tweeted a yeat song and lone comm is all in my replies