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A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
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When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie
Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "
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The hashtag #ilysfm means "i love you so fucking much"
Ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so fucking Much now you know what ilysfm means
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Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.
Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"
John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"
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What Evil Tim says to coxey and vice versa
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The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.
"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"
"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."
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It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'
P.S - the person reading this is on top
Person 1 : I love you
Person 2 : I love you more
Person 1 : I love you mostest!
Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
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