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hose machine

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

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Miscarriage Machine

1. A woman who can get pregnant but can't seem to stay pregnant. Five or more misscarriages are needed to classify as such.

person 1 "Hey did you hear that Sherry is pregnant again?"

person 2 "No I didn't."

person 3 "I wouldn't worry about it to much, She's a Miscarriage Machine!"

by x1342666 October 20, 2009

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Watermelon machine

A type of vending machine that holds and sells watermelon. And keeps the watermelon cool and moist.

There's a watermelon machine.

by Judge dredd7 May 7, 2011

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big machine

A very large fat woman. Typically referred to as a hog.

A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".

by Jared Coldwell May 3, 2006

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Dunkadelic Machine

Is a basketball slang term given to players who make dunking a major part of their games.

Shaquille O'Neal is an intimidating and powerful Dunkadelic Machine night in and night out. Amare Stoudemire is a high octane Dunkadelic Machine on the fastbreak of the Suns.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 17, 2005

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Machine Gun

Machine Gun: To poke a hole in the bottom of a canned alcoholic energy beverage and open the top to drink quickly.

Machine Gunning: to perform a machine gun

Hey Adam, instead of shotgunning beers, let's machine gun some Sparks to start the night off right.

by Thadeus Phatsack September 1, 2010

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Washing machine

When a group of people talking group up into a circular form. The way washing machine functions is that a person is pushed in the middle of the circle and he is 'ganged up on' being continuously pushed around the circle.

If someone you dislike is in front of you in a circular conversation, push him in the circle, so everyone will gang up on him and push him. Use the word 'Washing machine' to alert everyone to gang up

by Unannoymous September 20, 2006

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