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diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!

During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!

by Harpo Marx November 3, 2015


relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 23, 2017


manager repellent

When an employee for a company has such a bad attitude even the managers don't like to be around them. It most cases, it's easier to just avoid them then to fire them.

Angie: Hey Becca, why did all the managers just walk away like that?
Becca: Because Brian just walked in, he's manager repellent.

by denchr6 May 24, 2024


Friend Management

The act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.

Ben wants to hang out tonight, but I'm going to Katelin's party and they don't get along. While I love both of them, I'll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.

by aswimmer23 April 24, 2015


Slum Manager

Someone who exploits Some of the most common forms of wage abuse involve:
Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
employees.

You'd think there was an award for slum manager with how many jobs in the US are running on skeleton crew, since the housing market crash. Now we're all doing two jobs for the price of one!

by Val E. Sun June 20, 2021


VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.

This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.

by tstrasser October 19, 2016


Teflon management

The procedure most levels of management endure at an off site meetings. In atition, they learn to loudly yet privately critizise a coworker, and excell at accepting alll the kudo's for others work, that made them look good.
Strangely these empty paychecks are also immune to productivity dowsizing.

Hey did you see Macco turn and dress down Rob at that the quarterly meeting? Yes, so did the whol esection, but Macco got one hell of an attaboy from the CIO.
Funny yhink is that Macco's name was in like 24pt font in the program. Wht's up wit that.

Damn Tony Soprano should havd had been so luckyo hsv had a teflon management class!

by krewer May 24, 2009