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n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.
The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.
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To shotgun masturbate is to be able to jack off in one swift, shotgun pump-esque motion. This is due to the girl you are masturbating to being so ridiculously hot, that one shotgun pump motion is all you need.
Guy #1: Dude, how hot is she?
Guy #2: I swear, I could shotgun masturbate to her.
Guy #1: Really? I don't believe?
Guy #2: No lie. I swear. Just chk, chk, boom.
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An act in which one "passively" pleases themselves by gently massaging or rubbing their genatalia, without any intention to achieve an orgasm.
Last night I made a mess in my bed when I accidentally ejaculated while passively masturbating.
I had such a great time last night while listening to rock music and doing some passive masturbation.
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When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.
Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
Jake: I know, right?
Mike: Yeah, haha.
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The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.
Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!
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Having to beat off without sex toys, porn or any other visual, audio, or other sensory stimulation.
Amy got stuck at her friends house with out her pocket rocket, she hat to pet the fisher man in the canoe doing a little "A capella masturbation"
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Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.
I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
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