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Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.
Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.
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One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.
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code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward
"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework
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Fucking Math:
alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby
man + man = sore ass
woman + woman = scissors
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A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.
Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle
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A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!
Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
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Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.
Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."
Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?
Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
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