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When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.
“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”
When you fart under the sheets, lift and drop your legs thus pushing the fart up from under the blankets between you and your partner in bed.
Last night I was gassy and Rachel was prepared for a Dutch Over so I hot her with the Mississippi Breeze Way instead.
It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to
I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving
The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.
My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .