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when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf
Memories that are sexual in nature.
Usually used for masturbation.
I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.
When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj
Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.
Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston
This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.
A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.
Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!
Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!
Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.
"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.