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When you take a shit and then blow a load on it
Check out this Moist Stick I made
Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston
This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.
Much like Dry January but more liberal. Only drink in January while getting a blow job.
While getting a blow job last night, I decided to make it a moist January.
The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.
Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.
God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.