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A girl who loves it when guys mullets get moist.
Omg, look at Bobby and Dean shake their moist mullets! That’s soooo hot!
Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.
"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"
A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?
Description of someone’s pants after a wet fart or shart.
Kaleb’s pants are definitely Thunder Moist after letting that one rip.
The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet
Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish
1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..
2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet
"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"