data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

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sand monkey

Disparaging term for people from the Arab/North African regions.

See sand nigger, towelhead, muslim, arabs.

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grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

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Chain Monkey

One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.

I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.

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Monkey Pox

A disease spread amongst gay people

i'm pretty sure that guy over there is gay; he has Monkey Pox Virus

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pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

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Skill Monkey

Skill Monkey: Adjective

I. Person or persons in a group who provide minimal roles in combat but have an abundance of talents and abilities, which keep them useful to the party.
II. Member of a group who prides him or herself on their proficiency with non-combat related abilities.
III. Character with too many skills, creating an imbalance in gameplay.

Origin: From Dungeons and Dragons, originally referring to the Thief (or Rogue, in later editions). The class features a prolific number of skill points both at character creation and throughout the later levels. The phrase comes from the Rogue’s archetype as the nimble cat burglar and the Halfling, whose stature makes them physically similar to monkeys.

Synonyms: Skill Whore

"She can't do damage for crap, but we keep her around because she's such a skill monkey. I mean, who else is going to pick all the locks?"

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