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Monster Mash

Mixing Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry, Yummy Mummy, & Fruit Brute in a large bowl like a cereal suicide.

A monster mash is part of this nutritious breakfast.

by avessely February 17, 2008

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Anal Monster

A dirty lil monster who hides in your anal cavity. Everyone has one (unless you got yours removed). Although they may tear the inside of your asshole apart from time to time with their claws -- they are only referred to monsters because no one understands them. They are brown and hairy. Some even call them the Sasquatch of our buttholes. But, all-in-all, they are majestic and independent organisms. That live in our buttholes.

When I was a child I used to have the strong urge to stick my sneaky lil fingers up my asshole. But, with the help from my anal monster, I don't have fingers anymore because he clawed them off. Thus ending my gross habit.

When I was in ninth grade, I thought I was gay. So I let a homosexual stick his penis in my anus. My Anal Monster tore his penis apart. He saved me -- because faggots are stupid. I don't want to be stupid.

by AnalMonster666 February 19, 2015

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Nookie Monster

Nookie meaning having sex. Play on the name "Cookie Monster" from sesame street. Used as a pet name for someone that you have a sexual relationship with.

"Ana's my lil Nookie Monster!"
"That broad's a fucking Nookie Monster"

by halflesbianhalfatheist September 6, 2005

42πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Monster Freak

Someone who constantly drinks Monster energy drinks.

Frank: Tom you're a Monster Freak, try some juice please.
Tom: No thanks, ill stick with my Monsters.

by DJ teh Beast December 28, 2010


e monster

a monster created by EVAN and part of the E FOUNDATION

DO NOT LET THIS E MONSTER BREACH ITS CONTAINMENT AGAIN

by evanger_11 March 5, 2021


sketch monster

some one who does or says sketchy things. overly sketchy, suspicious.

ruby: OMG guess what matt told me last night?
catherine: what?
ruby: he said we should go to the woods at night
catherine: what a sketch monster!

by candycanelegs September 3, 2012


sus monster

A nickname you call your friend when they’re being extra sus.

β€œDude! Stop being a little sus monster!”

or say it as a nickname as usual

by yumravo June 24, 2022