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A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.
Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
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cookies mormon people make to please their loved ones.
also used as a sexual innuendo in a "pure" sense, because sex is unpure otherwise and that is against their religion.
mormon man, when talking about mormon cookies.: "you havent tasted cookies till you taste my cookies"
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When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.
Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost
Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.
First base- hand to hand contact
Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.
Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning
Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.
Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.
Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
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The cocktail created by taking an empty shot glass and dropping it into your (mostly) full glass of water.
"Dude! After doing our shots of Jager last night, Jeff and I did some Mormon Car Bombs! They were killer!"
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Someone who flips out or restarts the whole song if they miss one note on Guitar Hero.
He restarted the whole song? What a Guitar Hero Mormon.
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