He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.
my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy
Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.
(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”
Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives for motor cross. He finds all his tech from the Walmart dumpster, don’t even try playing a game on his computer because it’s practically a calculator.
(Sylas Murphy rides in on his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing ass jiggling)
Sylas:”Has anybody seen my Samsung?”
Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.
Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.
The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.