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noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom
"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."
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A place where someone - usually the so-called authorities - keeps their captive audience in the dark and feeds them shit.
If Grabber O'Riley or Doper Limpaw can detect that you are operating off of their sociological mushroom patch they are gonna give you holy hell at every opportunity.
In the great flick the TRUMAN SHOW a very detailed mushroom patch was created by ad boys and girls for Jim Carrey.
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whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)
"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind
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A compound word referring to the male genetelia.
Often found in dark, damp, and overgrown holes where the sun don't shine.
Geoff won't stop talking about the size of his love mushroom.
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Someone living in blissful ignorance -- in the dark and feeding off someone's crap.
Sally's been a mushroom princess, gobbling up Andrew's lies and living in ignorant bliss.
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The wet mark or marks left behind after you club your partner or partners with your dork just after pulling it out of them.
I busted my nut in the Ho and then left mushroom stains all over her face and forehead.
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