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When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.
I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.
I want to be your mustache warmer.
When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).
"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"
Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.
Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?
1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.
2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.
Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy