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When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).
"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"
Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.
Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?
A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.
Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy
Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.
Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!
When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!