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When someone looks hot on myspace but looks like shit in real life.
I met up with this girl i met on the myspace but sadly,she was just myspace hot,and was fuckin ugly in real life.
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This is the level of Internet Purgatory dedicated to old myspace profiles. A profile found here will most likely never be updated again but is also unlikely to get deleted. This may happen when a user forgets their password, is hacked, goes to prison, dies, or even when they simply abandon their myspace profile.
In case of a death, the profile can usually be found listed on mydeathspace. However, not all profiles on the site are in Myspace Purgatory. Many are updated by friends who knew the user's password, and are thus still in the mortal plane.
When a profile is hacked, the fate of the profile depends mostly on the motive of the hacker. A hacker looking to break into accounts to eventually hack an e-mail or paypal account is likely to leave the profile as it had been left by the original user's last update. If a hacker is out to get a particular user, the profile may be altered to include obscene information and doctored photographs. The profile is not officially in purgatory until the hacker has abandoned the page and is no longer updating.
This is quickly becoming the most common type of Internet Purgatory as Myspace expands to include more and more members who know very little about the internet and are apt to use their boyfriend's name or even "password" as their password. The frequency of this is likely to continue to increase.
A profile may occasionally find it's way out of purgatory - this either happens when a user solves their login problems and returns or when the page is entirely deleted.
The original owner of a myspace profile located in Purgatory is themself also considered to be in Purgatory for as long as the profile is there.
Shotgotbang666SexySweptBangs can't get into her myspace anymore! Unless she can fix this, she'll be stuck in Myspace Purgatory forever!
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Someone you befriend on myspace but don't talk to in real life.
Yeah, Jen and I are myspace friends but we don't even say hello when I see her in the hallway.
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1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.
2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them
3.) someone who's usually always one the computer
4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.
"OMG! All christina does is sit on her computer and check her myspace! She's such a myspace junkie!"
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An extremely deceiving self-portrait taken from a limited number of specific angles where said person actually appears attractive. This photo style can hide such unattractive qualities as double chins, triple chins, excess “gumminess”, acne, quadruple chins, big noses, bad hair, no hair, obesity, and poor hygiene.
This effect can be quantitatively measured and is described by the following equation to solve for deceptiveness.
Deceit = (Angle of camera from horizontal) / (percentage of body shown) / (# of available profile pictures)
Note: Often taken using the reflection of a bathroom mirror.
You looked better in your myspace pic. And flush your toilet before your photo-shoot next time.
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When you spend hours upoun hour sitting infront of myspace refreshing constently just to get a reply from your crush.
Nate:Dude be careful myspace love is a bitch lets go.
Jeremy: Dude hold on its only been 2 hours 23 minutes and 47...48 seconds since i heard from her.
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Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.
This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?
Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.
Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
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