When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies
My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.
The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
The act of falling asleep after masturbation, without a clean up operation taking place.
Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?
Carl: umm oh err, what??
Dave: Sticky nap??
Carl: Ok, you got me.
When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.
Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.
When you use cocaine as a substitute for sleep.
I'm exhausted from drinking all day, I need a white nap if I'm going to go out tonight.
1. Sex.
2. The sleepy-time after sex (by either party), normally a quick snooze, but could last hours.
1. "Dude, it's been like two weeks since I've been laid, I need a flesh nap."
or "Wanna take a flesh nap?"
2. "Sorry I'm so late, Aimee came over and we had a flesh nap, and didn't bother to set an alarm. Sorry, but not sorry."
or "Wow, I feel so refreshed after that flesh nap!"
A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.
A wholesome activity.
Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.
"Squad nap?"
"Yea bro, squad nap"