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When a man wake up to find a woman using his hand to pleasure herself.
Tim work up to find Becky doing a spot of night fishing.
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The term given to any fantastic night of passion spent with a female of incredible, goddess-like beauty and skill.
Can also be used to define a night spent sleeping on the sofa by command of the aforementioned female due to what is commonly known as "male misbehaviour"; has been linked to sarcasm, insults, or male comrardery.
1. Last night was amazing! It was such a Katie night!
2. Dude that beer you spilt on the carpet while watching the game last night totally got me a Katie night!
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n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened
damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.
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A gathering of male friends and acquaintances for the sole purpose of listening to Rock-and-Roll music, pounding beers and Tequila shots, consuming wings and bratwursts, swapping music, smoking stogies, telling farting, fishing and any humorous stories.
Definitions:
Host: Person who will host the event and is required to provide an appropriate level of stereo equipment, older vintage gear with CD/MP3 inputs is most desirable. The Host defines acceptable music and attire at the event. I.e., participants should remove shoes before entering; this is known as the "Dawn Rule", invocating "The House of Slippers" designation for said location.
Penalty Flag: This happens when music violations occur. Acceptable music is defined by the Host or by a majority of the group; the Host has absolute veto power.
Penalty Shot: Offenders of the music violations are required to have one shot of quality Tequila per incident. Additional Penalty Shots can be levied, compound infractions can and will occur.
Rules:
Each person will take orderly turns playing a single song and is responsible for knowing when it's their turn; ensuring that the previous songs are ended appropriately. Ending songs prematurely, music over-runs, miscued selections and lateness will result in a Penalty Shot.
It is customary to end with a meaningful song; a selection from Ted Nugent is preferred.
Hey Jeff, why don't you host a Stereo Night next Tuesday after work. I picked up some great tunes and stogies the other day, you've got to check them out!
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anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission.
it takes place at night (strangely) usually on the way back from the pub. it covers a broad range of activitys but the one commen attribute all night missions share is they are anti-social. you may well get an ASBO for a good night mission.
remember - the more cheeky the better and use maximum stealth at all times
a night mission:
1 - jumping into peoples gardens, removing all garden furniture and setting it up in the miiddle of the street.
2 - stealing the freshly delivered milk
3 - deploying a full english breakfast
4 - graffiti of any description
5 - smashing something up
6 - bush jumping
7 - gaining acess to a restricted area. i.e the roof of your school.
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Shot containing 1/2 jagermeister and 1/2 goldschlager poured into same shot glass. Resembles a starry night sky.
I was so fucked on starry nights that i peed on my computer when i got home last night.
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A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.
The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.
I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.
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