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Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.
I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!
When someone shoots you with a pump and it hits HARD
Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump
When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support
I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken
When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.
That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.
When you throw up a little bit in your mouth when you burp.
“Ew I just had a burp with a handle”
Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.
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To grab by an appendage small enough to wrap your hand fully around it, and shake as violently as possible
I'm going to goose-handle your dick if you don't shut up.