Hobo Throw

A sport for those who like their leisure activities on the trampish side. Akin, to tossing the caber.
The rules are simple; the person who throws their hobo the furthest wins.
It gives the homeless a raison d'être once again.

Krystal the Magnificent: Tom, do you fancy partaking in a little hobo throwing this afternoon?

Tom: Sounds spiffing, I'll round up a couple of transients.

hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

hobo fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with someone else’s ciggie or joint

“yo kyle, i lost my lighter. could you Hobo Fuck me?”

hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

Hobo-alicious

Having the essence of a Bohemian or Vagrant.

1: OMG those are some hobo-alicious gloves!

2: The gloves that have the fingers cut out but can become mittens.

hobo shopping

The act of persuading a homeless person to purchase alcohol or something that requires one to be a certain age to buy. i.e. alcohol/cigarettes.

"Hey let's go hobo shopping for some booze"

broke hobo

Lenny- The broke person who sleeps on peoples couches and don’t pay rent

Don’t be a Lenny (broke hobo) when you grow up.